dogfood

Friend: My Ex wouldn’t let me eat meat in the house.

H: That sucks, dude.  Lucky for me, S is cool with it.

Friend: The worst part is she would make me buy Whole Foods deli meat* for the DOG.

He sighs. He’ll never again complain that she’s vegetarian.

*@ $7.99/lb

Her friends send vacation pictures:

Vacation 1

Vacation 2

Vacation 3

Moscow must be next:

Amelie

H: Wouldn’t Photoshop have been cheaper?

S : <angry> Is that why you never take me anywhere!?

New Year's Eve 2009, Rocking party at his house in the Mission, SF

Friend: What was your best moment in 2009?

H: When my wife moved back to CA.

Friend: What are you most looking forward to in 2010?

H: When my wife moves back to CA.

Goa is a magical place.

Tropical Paradise

A tropical paradise, catering to whichever scene you’re looking for.

His is right on that chair.

Pigging out on goan-prawn-curry-and-rice, and fresh fruits, drinking beer and cocktails, and getting a massage (All for about $15).

The Goan food is surprisingly hard to find on this part of the beach:

Food Shacks and Coconut Trees

and he wonders why tourists fly half way around the world to eat Baked Beans on Toast or Pasta.

From one hut's balcony to the next

They do seem to want to stay in straw huts (even though no Indian ever would) with no plumbing (he pays about 10x more for a hut with attached plumbing).

Beach

Regardless, it’s a weekend full of Good food, good friends, good times.

Disclaimer: He forgot his ink, and had to make do with coffee.

Negotiating an inter gallactic relationship

S: eat in. >:[
H: eat out. >:(
S: too cold. >:o
H: too HOT. >:O

H: <3 Let’s call the
S: <3 <3 calling-off off.

Type together, yet not too near together:

He visits NYC and they eat, drink, play, see together.

Then he codes and she writes.

 

On assignment in Long Island City

Boy: You’re Kylie’s mom!

S: <busy reporting> No.

Boy: Who’s Mom are you?

S: Nobody’s.

Boy: Do you like to be alone?

<silence>

Boy: <continues on to bathroom>

Curry Hill, Manhattan

She knows the original.

She likes the duplicate.

Donations accepted

He is in need of chicken noodle soup (or rasam), ginger tea and Her.

Elevator talk, Penn Station, NYC

Random Old Lady: Hi college girl.

S: Ha! I wish.

ROL: You never know, maybe you’ll get there someday soon.

S: ??! Uh, I graduated seven years ago.

ROL: <gasp> The older I get, the younger you all look.