Baby Talk Swearing 101

Screaming Baby at 3am

H: Fart face! Smelly butt! Poop breath!

S: What are you doing? Should I take her?

H: No – just needed to get that out. Love you Baby B.

Stroller Wars

S : They all look the same.

Salesman: The devil’s in the details; notice the rims on that one.

H: Are they really that different?

Salesman: Let me put it this way. Would you rather be seen in a Mazda or a Mercedes?

Baby B

B: Can we see that Golden bridge again?

Stork: We’re already 8 days late; they’re waiting for you!

B: Please? She’s gonna keep me cooped up for months!

Stork: Fine, just one more time, and then we’re heading South.

Grown-up Genes

H: Hey! I put up the blinds, assembled the furniture, replaced the bulbs…organized finances, looking into college saving plans.

S: <big smile> Aww. Wow, did your grown-up genes turn on where the sun don’t shine??

..

<Hours later, H plays with his new remote controlled helicopter for hours.>

..

S: I guess the grown-up jeans are off !?

Crunchy numbers

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

A helper monkey made this abstract painting, inspired by your stats.

A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 4,900 times in 2010. That’s about 12 full 747s.

In 2010, there were 13 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 49 posts.

The busiest day of the year was September 17th with 537 views. The most popular post that day was Royal Serfs.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were facebook.com, Google Reader, news.ycombinator.com, twitter.com, and bhanoo.blogspot.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for thiscomiclife, dad cartoons, jesus channel, noogler, and child playing alone.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

1

Royal Serfs September 2010
3 comments

2

Jet, Set, Click! (repeat) January 2010
3 comments

3

Once upon a time July 2009
1 comment

4

Moving to Malaysia April 2010
5 comments

5

questionable smells October 2010
4 comments

 

Day in the Life of a Librarian

G-Chat:

Mom: hi. how are you.

me: what are you up to? At work?

Mom: nothing much. just weeding books.

me: weeding??

Mom: yes looking for unpopular and damaged books. taking them out of system.

click to enlarge:

stinky

Day 1 at the Borg, the Nooglers gather.

Voice of  G: “and there’s 14 cafeterias and free food, free food and free food, free laundry, free cellphones, free cars…”

Young Noogler whispers: Royal treatment! And I hear it only gets better!

H [inside thought]: There’s no such thing as a free lunch young Noogler; no such thing.

From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serfdom:

On the other hand, the serf could look forward to being well fed during his service; it was a poor lord who did not provide a substantial meal for his serfs during the harvest and planting times.

Ouch, you hurt my ego!

He has a bike accident, and some things hurt more than others.

Surgeon 1: Oh I studied computer science too – at MIT.

H: The second best place to go  ;)!

Surgeon 1:  You went to Cal Tech?

H: Nope.

Surgeon 1: Stanford? Georgia Tech? Case Western? RPI?

H: Carnegie Mellon!

Surgeon 1: That was my next guess…

Surgeon 2: Where is that?

Chitty Indians in Malaka

After a year apart, they travel in search of food fun and exotic people.

Sticky rainforests, sunny beaches, dancing Chittys, oodles of noodles, coconut treats, and then finally, home.