Day 1 at the Borg, the Nooglers gather.
Voice of G: “and there’s 14 cafeterias and free food, free food and free food, free laundry, free cellphones, free cars…”
Young Noogler whispers: Royal treatment! And I hear it only gets better!
H [inside thought]: There’s no such thing as a free lunch young Noogler; no such thing.
From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serfdom:
On the other hand, the serf could look forward to being well fed during his service; it was a poor lord who did not provide a substantial meal for his serfs during the harvest and planting times.
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Hilarious! Superb!
By: Pica on September 17, 2010
at 3:24 am
I had no clue Google made new hires wear “Noogler” hats. I wouldn’t think, “Wow what a fun work enviornment” — I’d think, “This place is lame as hell.”
And they wonder why hundreds of their engineers are leaving Google for Facebook…
By: Your on September 17, 2010
at 10:11 am
very funny. Noogle Noogle!
By: Ish on September 17, 2010
at 4:29 pm
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By: 2010 in review « This Comic Life on January 2, 2011
at 9:35 am
Wait, if google is the borg, then what is microsoft?
By: nathan on January 18, 2011
at 5:11 pm