Talk Swearing 101
H: Fart face! Smelly butt! Poop breath!
S: What are you doing? Should I take her?
H: No – just needed to get that out. Love you Baby B.
H: Hey! I put up the blinds, assembled the furniture, replaced the bulbs…organized finances, looking into college saving plans.
S: <big smile> Aww. Wow, did your grown-up genes turn on where the sun don’t shine??
<Hours later, H plays with his new remote controlled helicopter for hours.>
S: I guess the grown-up jeans are off !?
The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:
The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.
A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 4,900 times in 2010. That’s about 12 full 747s.
In 2010, there were 13 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 49 posts.
The busiest day of the year was September 17th with 537 views. The most popular post that day was Royal Serfs.
The top referring sites in 2010 were facebook.com, Google Reader, news.ycombinator.com, twitter.com, and bhanoo.blogspot.com.
Some visitors came searching, mostly for thiscomiclife, dad cartoons, jesus channel, noogler, and child playing alone.
These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.
Royal Serfs September 2010
Jet, Set, Click! (repeat) January 2010
Once upon a time July 2009
Moving to Malaysia April 2010
questionable smells October 2010
Day 1 at the Borg, the Nooglers gather.
Voice of G: “and there’s 14 cafeterias and free food, free food and free food, free laundry, free cellphones, free cars…”
Young Noogler whispers: Royal treatment! And I hear it only gets better!
H [inside thought]: There’s no such thing as a free lunch young Noogler; no such thing.
On the other hand, the serf could look forward to being well fed during his service; it was a poor lord who did not provide a substantial meal for his serfs during the harvest and planting times.
He has a bike accident, and some things hurt more than others.
Surgeon 1: Oh I studied computer science too – at MIT.
H: The second best place to go ;)!
Surgeon 1: You went to Cal Tech?
Surgeon 1: Stanford? Georgia Tech? Case Western? RPI?
H: Carnegie Mellon!
Surgeon 1: That was my next guess…
Surgeon 2: Where is that?